Sunday, December 5, 2010

A Canadian Suburban Townhouse: An Aural Perspective

Up until now, I never really listened to my home. Although, in hind sight, I now clearly remember the affective power that sound held throughout my childhood. I remember when I was younger, I would awake to a sudden noise in the middle of the night, or rather I had woken up because of a nightmare, only then soon to be followed by a sudden sound that lead my imagination in the darkness of the night to sore to unimaginable places. It is said that, ‘the scariest thing is one’s own imagination.’ Sounds that were in reality simply the expansion and contraction of wooden floor panels or closet doors or a neighbors footsteps, it would be these sounds that lead me too lye still with my eyes wide open in pitch darkness of my room in fear of my own imagination until I would fall asleep. It would be these sounds that would paralyze me, afraid to move, in fear of being killed or kidnapped. The house is clearly breathing and alive.

The fragility of the North American suburban architecture creates an interesting soundscape. The toothpick-like four-by-four framework and thin drywall walls, make the suburban townhouse aurally porous. Even though the visual and cultural discourse of suburbia points to the notion of extremely privatized and isolating space, the pockets of town-homes and semi-detached houses in suburbia on the contrary can also be seen, or “heard,” as a very human and communal space. The profitability of these suburban developments leads to the low cost materials used to build the rapid suburban sprawl in order to maximize profit. As a result, the thin materials become permeable to sound. The suburban landscape derives from the trend of real estate house flipping and upgrading. It is a place to quickly and safely turn a profit and climb the social class ladder. As a result, these spaces engage in and foster racialized thinking, as people flee from places considered “poor,” “bad,” and “uncivilized” to places that are understood as “rich,” “pleasant,” and “civilized.” Although the suburban landscape in visual discourse is understood as a space of racialized thinking, there are fruitful paradoxes and ironies that exist, which suggest room for hope in such urban places lake Richmond Hill or Mississauga. “Richmond Hill is a sprawling suburb where immigrants go to get away from other immigrants, but of course they end up living with all the other immigrants running away from themselves” (What We All Long For by Dionne Brand). This paradox is reverberated in the aural landscape of the suburbs. As suburban dwellers move into new “private” townhomes and semi-detached homes, life does not entirely become solitary and private. In moments of seeming silence and isolated peace, a neighbour’s life intrudes through sound. Sometimes blatant and irritating, but most of the time it can be “invisible” and become a part of the “private” soundscape, learning to ignore them.

Sound can also be identified as a socioeconomic marker, as my parents fled from loud Hip-Hop filled parking lots of an earlier neighbourhood to the now automated stereo Islamic prayers that vibrate through the bedroom walls every morning at 5am, and now again seeking new refuge from these “unpleasant” sounds. Who knows what the next sound will be.

However, there is something poetically beautiful about suburban lives bleeding through shared walls, lives traveling through sound beyond the boarders of one’s home. Sound is subversively teaching us to become more tolerant. Even though the standard of drywall and plywood are arguably weaker to our European counterparts’ standards, it may in fact be a good thing that thin walls are the standard.

Friday, December 3, 2010

The Illusion of Catharsis Remix


The Illusion of Catharsis from Thomas Zukowski on Vimeo.

Part 3 of a collaborative Remix Project. In this video I react and build upon a video of a music video and film mash up of "cathartic" and emotional moments. I overlay a doctored Mastercard logo, in an attempt to raise questions of the cultural consumption of art and all things "cathartic." My guiding question stems from an earlier rant/blog entry (amarkmaker.blogspot.com/​2010/​06/​ilusion-of-catharsis.html). What role does "art" truly play? Here I suggest that "Art" has largely become a kind of fuel consumed to quench one's thirst, a thirst for catharsis, a thirst for meaning, to feel connected and somehow "whole." A thirst that returns and can never be entirely or permanently satisfied.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

I shall bestow you with truth, I hath indeed shared your mother's bed

I shall bestow you with truth, I hath indeed shared your mother's bed from Thomas Zukowski on Vimeo.

Part 2 of The Remix Project. Building on dm.finearts.yorku.ca/​~banruby/​a3/​index.html
-in this video I add photos of nude panhandlers, underlining the montage of contemporary rap videos and a score by Frederik Chopin.

The title taken from the meme of Joseph Ducreux, where rap lyrics are translated into "proper english."

Online Empathy

Online Empathy Remix from Thomas Zukowski on Vimeo.

In this video I juxtapose video/images indicative of the contemporary online cabinet of curiosities in which silly dances, drunk people, and celebrity rants fill our virtual shelves. And in continuation of my interest in the affects of such online technologies on human behavior, I again ask if this archival of memories on this scale through this technology makes us more empathetic or narcissistic.
As a result a juxtapose the visual zeitgeist with a lecture that discusses theories of an empathetic civilizations. In retrospect of the video where, "are we really an empathetic civilization?"

Monday, November 22, 2010

The Computer is Creative

Sometimes things considered erroneous or 'rubbish' actually produce the most amazing things. Like urban 'junk space' and its inspiration of skateboarding and parkour.

This image is of a computer glitch that happened while reading a pdf on my computer.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Me, Myself & I (password: facs1939)

Assignment 2: Lab 4 Group 4 from FACS 1939 on Vimeo.


The multimedia performance piece of Me, Myself & I, stems from the overarching question of “why do we do what we do?” The piece is a collaborative attempt in exploring the human obsession with memory and the archival of memories. Hence, in attempt to answer the central conundrum of why humans are so obsessed with the archival of memory, the performance positions this question in the context of contemporary web culture, where millions upon millions have become active archivists, storing private memories in public spaces like video recordings on YouTube, photographs on Facebook, as well as diary entries on Twitter. In reference to these digital technologies, Me, Myself & I’s digital zeitgeist asks more directly whether these archival technologies make us more empathetic or increasingly narcissistic? All in aims to answer humanity’s true motivations for the persistent archival of memory throughout human history.

Me, Myself & I acts as a kind of cultural critique, passively suggesting an answer through a kind of montage of digital-social-zeitgeist-montage, highlighting the irony in the banality of the narcissistic cultural behavior. The extraction of the predominant ‘web user content’ points to the fundamental dreams and desires that underly the basis of much of humankind’s history. As a result, Me, Myself & I suggests that humanity’s compulsive-obsessive drive to archive its memories is not a contemporary phenomenon. It is not a result of technologies bending and manipulating humans to their will. It is a result of a simple desire that I believe existed embedded in the human race from the times of our ancestors, to the times of Caesar and Napoleon, and all the way to the present day. It is a dream not exclusive to those in positions of power. It is a dream shared by all classes and all races. It is a dream shared by both you and I.

“What I dream of is what all humans dream of, the dream of eternal life promised to us by our Gods. I want to live on like our memories of the Great Romans. I
want my footprint to be immune to the high-tides of the sea. I dream of being relevant.’

Sunday, October 10, 2010

OH, THE SPECTACLE

Experimental Interactive web design

David Hoffos: Scenes from the House Dream @ MOCCA, Toronto

Scenes from the House by David Hoffos is a dose of nostalgia, bringing me back to my childhood, reminding me of a time when my classmates stood in awe with our imaginations in overdrive while looking into historical dioramas and miniature models on school field trips. David Hoffos creates a magical experience, transporting the audience to another place. What is truly going on throughout this installation is hard to define, but it’s ambiguity is what I feel makes it so interesting and engaging.

SPOILER ALERT
Like ‘Alice in Wonderland,’ Hoffos similarly throws the viewer through black curtains and immerses the viewer in complete darkness as they enter the installation, and arguably a different world. Suddenly, the viewer is cut off from the reality of Queen Street, and instead, with a heightened aural sensory, the ambiguous modulating sounds pull the viewer into what seems to be a dream. Once eye sight adjusts and pupils dilate, this sense of a dreamscape is heightened by ambivalent feelings towards the human ‘phantoms’ that loom in the corners of the space. Like facing the ‘unseen-monster’ in a dream, the realism of the projected ‘cofee-drinking phantom’ created a large degree of anxiety as my imagination soared. My heart raced wondering whether this phantom will pop out of the corner like something out of a haunted house. In addition to the ‘phantom’ illusions, the crown and jewel of the installation are to Hoffos’ 3D dioramas, which for me shape a sense of a particular place and time. Viewing these dioramas I felt God-like. A voyeur spying on the everyday life of a futuristic 1950’s suburbia. This ambiguity of an underlying narrative is what I feel makes this exhibit so successful as there is room for the viewer to get lost in their imagination as I did, subconsciously exploring scenarios.
But what I find just as exciting, if not more, was the methodology that Hoffos reveals by first including the viewer in an interactive diorama and then through a peep-hole into the heart of the exhibit where Hoffos complex and yet primitive use of technology becomes evident. Even though the technique is revealed, it isn’t entirely, allowing the viewer to once again let their imagination attempt to grasp a hold of something concrete in a space that is anything but.
Hoffos’ experimentation with alternative forms of interactive media in conjunction with the realm of fiction and dreams achieves something that is absent in glorified ‘cinema’ such as James Cameron’s 2009 “Avatar” and Christopher Nolan’s 2010 “Inception.” By no means am I attempting to undermine the potential of film as a medium, but rather what I am alluding to the success of Hoffos in captivating an audience through 3D without the big budget and fancy technology. Hoffos’ archaic technological experimentation in Scenes from the House Dream, 2010 highlights the potential for interactive media in creating a truly magical experience as it situates the viewer within the narrative creating a truly unique experience.

My experience included:
-feeling of God
-critical look at suburbia
-seeing the poetic tragedy in suburbia
-seeing the beauty in suburbia
-connection to Arcade Fire’s “The Suburbs” (music)
-ambivalence towards suburbia
-sense of isolation

Monday, September 13, 2010

Why do we love sports?


Why the hell do so many of us bother watching men kick a ball around or carry a funny shaped ball to another side of a large patch of grass? I mean it makes no rational sense at face value. It really sounds and looks quite childish. None-the-less, I for some reason am continually drawn to sports and will continue to take part in the spectacle for the rest of my life.

A while back a professor had mentioned sports in a conversation about capitalism. He pointed out that a reason billions of people flock to the television to catch a sporting event is in part because it is arguably the one thing that can not be sold and packaged in the midst of the current capitalist society. I mean sure God knows we try with all the sports team paraphernalia, and some may argue that it indeed allows for sports to be packaged and sold like everything else, but that isn't the main reason we're captivated by sports. That's just a peripheral of the spectacle.

My prof argued that the captivating moment in sports, like a tennis match or football game, is the fact that it has no predetermined outcome. It cannot be 'consumed' before or after the actual event. For example, people don't rush to the nearest blockbuster to pick up a copy of a football game that just happened in the same way many may rush to grab a copy of a new released movie and watch it over and over. In sports, once the game happens it looses its value. What draws us to sports is the fact that it immerses its audience and participants in the moment of 'now.' The LIVE aspect of sports is something that eludes capitalism.

These ideas lead me to believe that the reason sports captivates the world is because it allows our true human nature to surface. It sheds light on our primordial and ancestral act of surviving. An act which is rooted in the 'now' moment.

We are watching something that has not yet been determined. It shares a relationship with life, as sports too allows us to hope, fight, and cheer.

It allows us to step away temporarily from the capitalist system, a system the believes every aspect of life can be packaged and sold.

If you are one of the 10 in the world that don't like sports, and thinks its stupid or childish... well at least appreciate it for what it is, a cultural phenomenon that can not be packaged or sold like a movie, video game, or mobile phone.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Detroit Lives


Nothing makes me more excited than when things are happening. When out of death and decay comes life. That is exactly what seems to be going on in Detroit. What I love about this film is that it gives hope. One of the memorable lines in the movie is where a fella says that in an established city like New York City its hard to have a say, but in Detroit, people like 'starving artists' can really treat the city like a blank canvas and make it a more human place to live versus the post-industrial freeways that have divided and conquered the land.

for all parts visit http://www.palladiumboots.com/exploration/detroit

Saturday, August 21, 2010

A fascinating question:

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Remodeling Suburbia: Rerouting Classic, Car-Centric Design




The modern city is, for the most part, built around cars. We build enormous elevated roads and huge parking structures to accommodate our vehicles, but at what cost to the urban landscape and to our own well-being? These 10 visionary designs seek to re-imagine what the city of the future might look like if we stop catering our living spaces to cars…and start designing them for people. See more.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

The Illusion of Catharsis

Many are trapped in catharsis. The cathartic illusion. The feeling where one feels better, happier, some how more meaningful, connected, or somehow whole, and things begin to make sense. This feeling is now provided on a regular basis. It is embedded in every aspect of modern life, in every form of mass media, like films, newspaper stories, the Internet and most notably music in our ear-buds. Don't get me wrong, catharsis is great. But it is often an experience at a climactic end. Hence that feeling of motivation or meaning and purpose is short lived and rather than creating or manifesting our own cathartic moment, what I call a holy moment, it is fed to us. Of course it can be argued that it is necessary to revisit external cathartic moments, but the problem is, what happens when we are cathartic on a regular basis? What happens when we are always made to feel whole or connected? At the moment I tend to argue that we as a result become passive observers. We immerse ourselves and surrender ourselves to a read-only culture. A way of life in which our intentions are good and true, but any sense of having to go out and make something, make an impact or a difference, tends to be satisfied by a movie or that one great song. For example, I learn of injustices happening around the world and in light of the revolutionary attitude I turn up the volume on Coldplay's Viva La Vida, and I am overwhelmed by this heightened sense of catharsis, where I experience a rush of ideas and for whatever reason I feel content and blissful that somehow everything makes sense in that moment and that things are okey. Afterward there is a sense of satisfaction and that some sort of resolution was made as I feel in some way spent and tired of all the rapid synapses going off in my brain during that cathartic moment. But in the end nothing is actually done. Maybe a few motivational lines are written in a journal or a pretty picture gets doodled or painted, but soon afterward it is put aside while I soon after loose myself in the mumbo-jumbo of the Internet or a video game. No where is the real issue resolved. Instead what seems to happen is that the very issue of injustice becomes used to simply fuel a desire for catharsis, a selfish subconscious desire for a heightened feeling of mortality, which in turn fuels a chain reaction. Where in return the "inspirational" event simply fuels a desire to be fed, a desire to quench ones thirst, one's divine discontent, and make one's self feel better. By no means am I proposing that this trend is universal, because thank god there are those that are quite proactive in creating their own catharsis by directly dealing with issues such as an injustice and who do not feel content or satisfied with a movie, book, or painting. What I fear though is the fact that where there is one, there are often many others just like it/them. I fear that my experiences with the illusion of catharsis are shared by millions of others. I fear that the intensification of information available in conjunction with the exponential growth of technology and media outlets will in turn shape a world where humankind's innate discontents may become quickly ignored and forgotten, creating a truly passive society.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

ROMAIN-GAVRAS & Urban Spaces

ROMAIN-GAVRAS: music video cinematographer/director, seems to capture the raw essence of various urban spaces around the world. Here, have a look,
-what's interesting to me is the way in which he explicitly shows the dirtiness, the griminess, and rawness of these urban spaces. The grittiness and 'ugliness' of theses spaces come across as really something quite beautiful.

DJ MEHDI, Signatune from ROMAIN-GAVRAS on Vimeo.


Simian Mobile Disco, I Believe from ROMAIN-GAVRAS on Vimeo.


Jus†ice, Stress from ROMAIN-GAVRAS on Vimeo.


M.I.A, Born Free from ROMAIN-GAVRAS on Vimeo.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Play Day! (a collective group that helps bring back play)

Have recess again and enjoy playing.
Join the group if you ever are looking for a basketball game, a street hockey game, a soccer game, or volleyball game, etc. Join and people can arrange play dates where anyone who wants can come play.

The goal is to create a giant database of people looking for a game. So that if you're every dying to play a game of soccer but don't have the contacts, you could then come here and join or post a group discussion for your chosen sport or game.
-First let people know the sport and location.
-2nd once enough people join, someone can set a date and location. Then when enough people confirm, have a play date and just play.
HAVE FACEBOOK? Join the club here

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Rethinking the 'mall.'



DIAGON ALLEY IN MISSISSAUGA
Call me crazy, but what if our shopping centers shared a similar ambiance with that of Diagon Alley in the Harry Potter World. I mean, simply comparing the suburban mall with Diagon Alley, I think its easy to say which one you'd rather spend time in or even live in. And when you have people genuinely wanting to live where they work, play, and buy, I think you have a win-win situation.

The suburban mall you see is the infamous 'Square One' Shopping Mall in Mississauga, Ontario Canada. The economic hub of the city, while also quite arguably the biggest eye sore. When thinking of how to retrofit suburbia, you must remember, that at the end of the day it all comes down to dollars and cents. The owner of 'Square One' is an elderly fellow who has repeatedly rejected the idea of tearing down what in my mind is the biggest eye-sore IN THE WORLD. That's right, I'm more of a fan of the Favelas in South America. In fact Diagon Alley holds many similar characteristics with the Brazilian Slums, architecturally speaking. In terms of economics, the land owner somehow feels that the mall's ginormous free parking lot is somehow more profitable than building more buildings, from which can be leased out.

Let's just say for the sake of this article, Mr. Stubborn Land Owner had decided to retrofit the mall area. In this case, what I propose is creating an area that will keep your young population in town. With this in mind, what better than to build what young people all over the world drool over. The magic and ambiance of the Harry Potter World.

Diagon Alley, in mind, is the synthesis of what 'Square One' can be transformed into. I'm not saying tear down the mall yet. But instead, why don't we don't we expand what is already inside the mall, that is the 'fun and frivolous' window shopping, out into the streets under the clear blue sky. In doing so, in addition to the great ambiance of Diagon Alley, this method of expansion can also provide an area of mix use, where people can live and work above the store fronts that we love so much in Europe. What I wonder is why, when so many of the economic centers of the world share 19th century urban characteristics, why do we then continue to build spaces so different. Why didn't we stick with what had worked for so many centuries.

But back to my point, diagon alley has a sort 'growth-like' bacterial characteristic, which gives it the ability to engulf existing spaces and merge and connect them with its web of hidden alleyways and walkways. In addition, with Sheridan college opening up across the street, 'Diagon Alley' can foster student life with pubs, galleries, and bars. A space like Diagon Alley can likewise merge and connect cultural spaces like the Living Arts Center across the street an reactivate and mobilize social life and active citizenship.

Part of this call for such a place, is not just because it would be nice or give me the illusion of living in the Harry Potter World, but rather because it is essential. It is essential to both mobilize social living and active citizenship, but it is also essential in shaping a sustainable and livable city. Also important to note is that OIL won't be here forever. In fact many economist beckon that oil is close to gone. It is important to retrofit our cities and communities for the future, when oil is too expensive or even gone. Because that day will come. It's important to use our 'oil age' petrodollars now before this unprecedented level of wealth is gone.

Now imagine this:


...surrounded by this:
With a leisurely walk and bike path surrounding the city core:
If you're wondering "well what about the parking lots, how will I get there"... might I suggest this:

Monday, April 12, 2010

city web 2.0

An urban problem. An urban solution

I have a problem. A problem that I think links to urban sprawl. You see, I've moved within that past year, which is a common habit within the current patterns of urbanization. But to get straight to the point. My problem is that my social life has drastically changed. No longer can I knock on my next door neighbor's door and spontaneously start a pick-up soccer game, basketball game, baseball game, etc. Part of this is that my old childhood friends live further away or have become pre-occupied with adult-like responsibilities of work and post-secondary education. But, I feel that this is no excuse to no longer take part in the spontaneous acts of play. Hence, I ask 'how can I revive those spontaneous acts of play?' I understand that it isn't reasonable to expect everyone to be available to your spontaneous beckoning. This is why I propose that the internet can be utilized to mobilize and revive urban social life. More specifically, what I am alluding to is a 'Facebook-like' place where people can self-organize public activities and have the same old fun we had when we were children. Since our closest friends may no longer be readily available for a game of pick-up soccer, I feel that the internet (potentially linked with mobile phones) holds the potential to mobilize larger local groups of people who share same interests and desires of play. What I am calling for is help, ideas, a collaboration, to shape a space, a website, where we can overcome the social fragmentation of urban sprawl, and at the same time meet new people and form new communities. Part of this is a dream to revert back to the local scale of societal living.
PS: I've tried on Facebook, with a group called 'PLAY DAY,' but haven't been able to mobilize any real or concrete social engagement. Hence, I have been dreaming of an independent .COM site, separate from facebook, where non-facebook users could be incorporated.

Saturday, April 10, 2010


worried facebook will some how ruin pictures of the present in the future.
the world doesn't need anymore stuff. if anything it needs less.
frame what's already there.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Synecdoche New York

my favourite movie quote:

MINISTER *
Everything is more complicated than *
you think. You only see a tenth of *
what is true. There are a million *
little strings attached to every *
choice you make; you can destroy *
your life every time you choose. *
But maybe you won't know for twenty *
years. And you'll never ever trace *
it to its source. And you only get *
one chance to play it out. Just try *
and figure out your own divorce. *
And they say there is no fate, but *
there is: it's what you create. *
Even though the world goes on for *
eons and eons, you are here for a *
fraction of a fraction of a second. *
Most of your time is spent being *
dead or not yet born. But while *
alive, you wait in vain, wasting *
years, for a phone call or a letter *
or a look from someone or something *
to make it all right. And it never *
comes or it seems to but doesn't *
really. And so you spend your time *
in vague regret or vaguer hope for *
something good to come along. *
Something to make you feel *
connected, to make you feel whole, *
to make you feel loved.
And the truth is I'm so angry and *
the truth is I'm so fucking sad, *
and the truth is I've been so *
fucking hurt for so fucking long *
and for just as long have been *
pretending I'm ok, just to get *
along, just for, I don't know why, *
maybe because no one wants to hear *
about my misery, because they have *
their own, and their own is too *
overwhelming to allow them to *
listen to or care about mine. *
Well, fuck everybody. *
Amen.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Lecture: Implications of Canada as Beaver

Duke Redbird talks about the problems of Canada's totem being a beaver. He also argues that a nation's consciousness can be illustrated by it's totem. Hence, he ultimately highlights the power of the totem in shaping a nation.


Duke Redbird: Contesting the Canadian Beaver from tomzuker on Vimeo.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Facebooking or Vaguebooking? NATIONAL POST

When you blitz your social network with a purposely vague news flash on your life, you’re begging for attention

“What’s on your mind?”

It’s the question Facebook asks millions of people every day. And it’s a question that many choose to answer with obscurity.

Steve is wondering if it’s all worth it … Rebecca shouldn’t have done that.

This kind of indeterminate status updating hardly answers the Facebook question. If anything, it elicits more questions in return.

Enter vaguebooking: the act of posting an unclear status that prompts, even dares, friends to ask you more. The term was originally coined on UrbanDictionary.com — an online collection of slang terminology created by the people, for the people — and gained attention when it was featured as the site’s word of the day earlier this month.

Vaguebooking’s core concept lies within the status writer’s ability to bait its readers while still remaining elusive. It is always confessional, provocative and indeterminably sly. Bob was wrong to do that. Jane should have handled that better. These phrases are consistently open-ended but hint at something more just below their surface. For example, Stephanie

is late … and worried could simply mean that Stephanie is late for school or work. If accompanied by inside knowledge about Stephanie’s sex life, though, it could imply something much more pressing.

Specificity is forbidden in vaguebooking, and one certain rule is never mentioning anyone by name. However, the use of Vaguebooking to message other (often unwilling) parties is common practice, whether the person is directly mentioned or not. Therefore the posting Liz shouldn’t have slept over last night holds special meaning to someone out there, while the rest of us get to indulge in asking questions about where Liz slept (or who she slept with) last night. Occasionally Vaguebookers will also mention a person in terms of their role, often as a cowardly way of confronting them. Trudy wishes her boss hadn’t done that. Steve isn’t sure about his wife.

In its simplest form, vaguebooking can be used to celebrate, Jen just got some great news; to grieve, Jen will miss her; or to bitch, Jen hates this. Sure, Jen could have just told us her big news, or who it is she will miss or what it is that she hates but then, that’s the whole point to Vaguebooking: Why just tell people when you can get them to guess?

Upon reading these statuses, we can’t help but ask, “What’s the great news, Jen?” or “What are you late for, Stephanie?” They compel our curiosity and appeal to our desire for drama.

Facebook has created the ideal platform for our ego — that little (or in some people, big) part of our psyche that is immersed in self-importance. In the social networking realm, our audience, those handpicked people — whether it’s your ex, your high school crush or your mom — are always ready to read whatever it is you have to say. With vaguebooking, it’s easy to create suspense. Martin isn’t

sure if he should tell you. And just like that, within the span of a short unclear phrase, a regular event becomes mysterious and fully exposed people become enigmas.

However, all ego-stroking aside, there must be a larger reason behind all this ambiguity. With virtual soapboxes at our disposal every second, why then are we purposefully failing to communicate?

In its extended definition, vaguebooking can also be used as “a cry for help.” Statements like Ann just

doesn’t know anymore or Brian is

wondering if it’s all worth it could easily be interpreted as depressive projecting at its very saddest. So why post it online then? Perhaps technology has created a protective veil, allowing us to engage in emotions we otherwise wouldn’t have without our third-person (Steve, Jen, Stephanie, instead of me, myself and I) anonymity. Could it be that vaguebooking allows us to reach out in a safe way? For example, through the use of song lyrics: Ciaran … lonely, lonely, that is me. Kim Why are you lonely? Ciaran It’s a lyric from Feist. I’m

fine!

In this case lyrics further protect the writer from vulnerability because even though the lyric obviously means something to them, they can quickly change their tune if anyone out-and-out asks them about it.

Then again, maybe vaguebooking is much simpler then all of this. Perhaps, in this online world where everyone has an immediate voice, a problem has arisen: No one is listening. As a result, people have started to yearn for the dialogue lacking in our one-way communication culture. Maybe people aren’t vaguebooking for attention, but are simply doing it to elicit a response. Maybe Facebook, Twitter and all the other social sites have in fact painted us into a lonely corner and this is the social butterfly’s way of inducing good old-fashioned conversation in a new world format.


Or maybe we’re just a bunch of egomaniacs.